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[There is a giant, living boulder...thing on campus. It's snake-like in appearance and is just kind of milling about, sticking its giant rock nose into bushes, peering into second-story windows, leaving the campus lawn all torn up in its wake. Hey man, you can't be a massive stone-serpent and not leave a some kind of trail. It's around various places all day, and very clearly seems to be giving the place a once-over.

One might easily ignore the young man that accompanies this gargantuan creature (or is it the other way around?) if not for the fact that he is wearing an obnoxious shade of bright orange. Still, it might take you a few moments to notice him, given the sheer size of his rock-like companion. He carries a backpack, and a map which he refers to every so often.

What is most interesting about this duo, perhaps, is the fact that they seem to be actively conversing, albeit in different languages. Occasionally this mysterious arrival hitches a ride on his stony friend along their self-guided tour. It's obvious that they're evaluating the school with a sort of non-verbal running commentary, perhaps looking for a familiar face or two.

>>FIGHT
>>PkMn
>>ITEM
>>RUN

THE CHOICE IS YOURS.]

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[He's not peeping IN the girl's bathroom, okay, Onix has some decency. There just happens to be a window right outside the entrance to the girl's bathroom ok.

There is a guy in a sweater riding on top of said rock creature and he gives a sheepish wave and mouths "sorry" through the window.]

[He's peeping, he's totally peeping and Raiden points accusingly none the less]

No, what is that?!

[Brock makes a motion that Raiden should open the window so he can actually hear what Janitorman is saying.]

[Oh. Oh well then in that case yeah that makes sense. Raiden used ~~STRUGGLE~~ OPEN WINDOW.]

Uh. [Hello awkward] Hi.

Sorry about that.

[Oh that is okay then except Raiden is still staring at big rock monster, and he definitely does not recognize the owner.]

Are you lost?

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[Yes.

No.

Maybe a little.

Brock pulls out his MAP!]

I...think I'm figuring this place out.

[conversating out of the girl's bathroom window is weird]

What are you looking for?

[Yeah well we're two stories up and Brock is riding on top of a rock snake.]

Main office? I thought I'd see if I could meet with the headmaster.

[you're just a dirty pervert deep down]

Oh! [helpful leaning out of window and pointing] That way.

Might want to uh... [he squints] what is that thing anyway?

That way. Right.

Oh him? This is Onix.

[he nods!]

Oh. Cool. [Raiden has yet to notice the trail of oblivion he has left behind.]

I'm Raiden, by the way. [flashes JANITORMAN nametag]

Brock. Nice to meet you.

You're the janitor?

That's right.

Nice to meet you ~~PEEPING TOM.~~

So uh. You...like it here?

It's alright.

Pretty weird for a fighting school. Did you meet Nancy yet?

Can't say I have.

He's in the cafeteria. [HELPFUL POINT] Over there.

Can't miss him.

[lowers voice] He's the giant bear. A uh... Ursaring, I think the name for them is.

What's an Ursaring doing in the cafeteria?

He's the cafeteria bear.

...The cafeteria bear.

Mm hm.

I thought it was weird at first too but he's a really good cook. ~~By that I mean anyone not Rosemary is a good cook.~~

Really.

I uh. I guess I'll have to go see for myself.

Yep.

[Extremely awkward silence]

Were you peeping on uh...

[Brock looks HORRIFIED that you would even suggest such a thing.]

What?! No!

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