Brock (
bestsweater) wrote2010-02-11 07:40 pm
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[There is a giant, living boulder...thing on campus. It's snake-like in appearance and is just kind of milling about, sticking its giant rock nose into bushes, peering into second-story windows, leaving the campus lawn all torn up in its wake. Hey man, you can't be a massive stone-serpent and not leave a some kind of trail. It's around various places all day, and very clearly seems to be giving the place a once-over.
One might easily ignore the young man that accompanies this gargantuan creature (or is it the other way around?) if not for the fact that he is wearing an obnoxious shade of bright orange. Still, it might take you a few moments to notice him, given the sheer size of his rock-like companion. He carries a backpack, and a map which he refers to every so often.
What is most interesting about this duo, perhaps, is the fact that they seem to be actively conversing, albeit in different languages. Occasionally this mysterious arrival hitches a ride on his stony friend along their self-guided tour. It's obvious that they're evaluating the school with a sort of non-verbal running commentary, perhaps looking for a familiar face or two.
>>FIGHT
>>PkMn
>>ITEM
>>RUN
THE CHOICE IS YOURS.]
One might easily ignore the young man that accompanies this gargantuan creature (or is it the other way around?) if not for the fact that he is wearing an obnoxious shade of bright orange. Still, it might take you a few moments to notice him, given the sheer size of his rock-like companion. He carries a backpack, and a map which he refers to every so often.
What is most interesting about this duo, perhaps, is the fact that they seem to be actively conversing, albeit in different languages. Occasionally this mysterious arrival hitches a ride on his stony friend along their self-guided tour. It's obvious that they're evaluating the school with a sort of non-verbal running commentary, perhaps looking for a familiar face or two.
>>FIGHT
>>PkMn
>>ITEM
>>RUN
THE CHOICE IS YOURS.]
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Haha, he's cute.
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::Max pulls Slowpoke away from Brock's now wet hand::
::SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWPOOOOOOOOOOOOKE::
I DON'T CARE IF HE'S WEAK AGAINST WATER, THAT AIN'T FUNNY. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
::SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW::
NO, IT AIN'T.
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It's...it's okay, really, I--
Wait. Do you know what he's saying?
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You know he don't usually say that much, I'm sorta surprised.
What's he mean when he says when you're weak against water?
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...Type advantages.
Rock is weak against water, water is weak against electricity, electricity is weak against rock. It's like rock-paper-scissors.
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Is it like this for all Pokemon or just your Slowpoke?
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Bob?
I will never forget -or- forgive you, you have failed me forever.
::Man he's trying so hard::
And she's really old. Only she likes the 80s. And muffins.
And she was married to Olaf for awhile, I guess. That was weird.
nnnnnoooooooo
You'll have to uh. Introduce me to her.
>:[
I bet I can understand your Onix.
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Uhh... Onix. Tell me somethin' about Brock I shouldn't know. Like. I dunno. How much can he bench or somethin'. Wait maybe you don't know that. How about, uh, where'd he meet you first?
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So at the gym? Then did somebody... give you to him? I guess Bulba said that when a pokemon trainer starts out that somebody gives them a pokedex thing and a pokemon. And that one guy who used to be here, uhhhh.... Oak. Oak gave Bulba to Green.
So did that Oak guy give you to Brock?
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Not Oak. Brock's dad.]
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Brock is stunned.]
Are you...word for word?
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::Max turns to Brock::
Not. Quite. It's more like. I can feel what he's sayin' to me than I know just what ONIX ONONIX IX means. 'Cause me sayin' that means nothin' to me. I probably just told him he's got an ugly mug or somethin'. It just felt like he was talkin' about me bein' a tough guy or big shot or somethin' then it felt like he said he met you at the gym and then that your dad used to run the place. That sorta thing.
::Max turns back to Onix:: I don't think you got an ugly mug.
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[Brock is maybe studying you now. Onix is still talking.
There are no Onix...places, we live in caves. I was caught in Mt. Moon at a low level and given to Brock.
And don't worry. I knew you were just making an example.]
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Do you like bein' Brock's pokemon instead of livin' in a cave? If I ask Slowpoke why he keep's comin' back he tells me I'm warm.
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And yes.
Meanwhile, Brock is GOING CRAZY. Sure, he and Onix have manly bonded over the years and more or less understand each other but this conversation seems VERY SPECIFIC.]
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::A strange look crosses Max's face::
Hey, how much do you weigh?
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