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[bestsweater]

[As of Sunday, TD-34 is blown up. The front wall has been knocked in and what was once the living room is a pile of debris, papers and pieces of wood that used to be furniture. It appears that no effort has been made to clean it up, and the inhabitant is nowhere to be found.

Or is he.

Closer inspection of the ruined apartment reveals that the bedroom remains intact, though the door to said room is hanging off its hinges, and strange noises seem to be emanating from the wreckage in general.

Inside, the lone occupant is slowly

going

crazy.]
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Guys, this is a really funny joke and all but everyone can stop now.

Please?

Viridian City's not really...is it?

GIOVANNI YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO REPLY TO THIS JOURNAL ENTRY DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.

Comments

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

YES.

HIS FLYGON HYPER-BEAMED MY HOUSE.

I didn't even know he had a Flygon.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

His what did what?

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

HIS POKEMON BLEW UP MY APARTMENT.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Why?

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

Because he's CRAZY.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Why, did you do somethin' to make him crazy?

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

NO.

He says he's still the Viridian Gym leader and that we're best friends or something.

HE'S CRAZY.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

He used to be a gym leader?

::Max is clueless::

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

Yes. Until he got found out for being the LEADER OF TEAM ROCKET.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

What's Team Rocket?

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

A Pokemon crime syndicate. Giovanni was in charge.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

So, like... they stole stuff usin' pokemon?

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

Yes. They also stole Pokemon.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Well that ain't right.

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

No, it's not.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

So, uh. You need help cleanin' up? This place looks like a tank rolled through it.

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

I don't know. Are you crazy?

Almost, Max. Almost.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Nope. My name's Max, I'm Orange Star's heavy hittin' direct combat specialist. If it's a tank, sub, or plane I can drive or fly it. I like weightliftin' and orange star soda and I hate studyin' and people who take advantage of other people.

I'm pretty sure I'm still me.

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

Okay. You pass.