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[bestsweater]

[As of Sunday, TD-34 is blown up. The front wall has been knocked in and what was once the living room is a pile of debris, papers and pieces of wood that used to be furniture. It appears that no effort has been made to clean it up, and the inhabitant is nowhere to be found.

Or is he.

Closer inspection of the ruined apartment reveals that the bedroom remains intact, though the door to said room is hanging off its hinges, and strange noises seem to be emanating from the wreckage in general.

Inside, the lone occupant is slowly

going

crazy.]
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Guys, this is a really funny joke and all but everyone can stop now.

Please?

Viridian City's not really...is it?

GIOVANNI YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO REPLY TO THIS JOURNAL ENTRY DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.

Comments

[natureprincess]

Certainly.

[Clean up clean up everybody everywhere...]

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

[Clean up clean up everybody do your share.]

Thank you.

[Pause.]

I'm glad you're not crazy.

[natureprincess]

[She chuckles a little, though its not all that amused.]

I'm rather glad I'm not crazy as well. What with Viridian and everything else...

[There is a little frown and now she is standing next to a particularly large bit of debris that is just very bothersome. There is now a pokeball in her hand look how shiny it is.]

Would you mind a bit of extra help with us?

[Why would she even ask. Maybe its Tangrowth she's pretty huge.]

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

[Brock is totally thinking Tangrowth.]

Sure. As long as they don't mind.

[natureprincess]

She'll be quite happy to help.

[AND THEN.

THERE WAS.

A GIANT...

DOG.

She was furiously wagging her tail oh man what is going on here oh man what is going on in Brock's apartment this is so crazy OH MAN MOVING STUFF LET'S DO IT.]

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

[THAT'S NOT TANGROWTH. Brock looks like he just got hit by a bus and backs into the nearest intact wall.]

WHO IS THAT.

[natureprincess]

[Both ladies of the fuzzy and non-fuzzy variety exchange confused and surprised looks. Clifford The Arcanine is just going to take a seat as Erika attempts to figure out what the heck.]

... Arcanine?

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

Oh, no. No, no, no, no, not you too.

Where's Tangrowth!?

[natureprincess]

Not me... too?

[Oh no is this one of those weird moments she's been seeing going around.]

I... don't know what you're talking about. I've never had a Tangrowth...

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

What do you mean you've never had a Tangrowth!

[natureprincess]

[Now she's starting to look a little hurt with her confusion.]

Exactly what I said? I admit if I trained any grass types I'd be sure to raise one but... they wouldn't really do well with my team now...

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

You don't...train grass types OF COURSE YOU TRAIN GRASS TYPES.

[natureprincess]

[Arcanine thinks this is a swell time to give a tiny wuff because she exists and is definitely not a frilly grass type.]

N... no. I don't.

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, you're crazy too I can't escape.

[natureprincess]

[All of the frowns.]

... Brock I think you need to come out of your room for a while.

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

[He is backing away towards the stronghold that is his bedroom.]

Ohhh no. No way. Not with you, you're crazy.

[natureprincess]

[...Ouch.]

I have no idea why you're saying this.

[She tries to follow him but there is a big fuzzy tail blocking her path. Arcanine is not appreciating the words coming out of Brock's mouth.]

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

BECAUSE you DON'T train fire types, you train grass types. You're Celadon's gym leader and you train grass types.

[natureprincess]

Then where did she come from? Why would she keep me from you? Bonds aren't born overnight. My family lives in Celadon, but I am not its leader.

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

I DON'T KNOW WHERE SHE CAME FROM. SOME PARALLEL DIMENSION WHERE YOU TRAIN FIRE POKEMON.

[natureprincess]

[Well. Fine.]

... If you're going to resort to yelling, you can do so on your own. We can talk when you feel like actually holding a civil conversation.

[She instructs the giant puppy to leave the room and is following after her, pausing for a moment at the door.]

Please get some rest.

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

[YOU CRAZY LADY.]

Fffffine.

[And he is going to SULK.]