Uh. What. Trying to scare Max is sort of the same as trying to scare A WALL.

"Yeah, uh, there was one of those birds in his shorts. So I killed it. And I broke off Brock's junk by accident. It ain't like I meant it. And we're tryin' to fix it. And if you're angry at me for hittin' you after you made fun of Erika holdin' her boyfriend's busted junk while she tried to fix it, I sure hope you're angry at her, too, for slappin' you after you made fun of a cryin' woman. Is she in deep shit as well?"

He's a general, Goose. He doesn't care.