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Brock ([personal profile] bestsweater) wrote2011-04-27 10:52 pm

19 [ACTION/TEXT]

[In the aftermath of the chicken fight (and not the fun kind you do in pools), Brock's magnificent statue somehow remained untouched. All that blue miracle goop sure is convenient.]

[One overnight trip to the hospital later (after a particular action thread takes place in this very journal), a text post appears on the network.]

I hope everyone's okay. It sounds like you are. I'm okay, too, mostly. I think I need to take a few days to myself. To. Recover. From that.

[identity profile] whitedeviljack.livejournal.com 2011-04-28 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
It was an maxcident accident! I promise! [Oh my god he feels so awful and AWKWARD. ALL THE AWKWARD.]

I'm... going to go get the golf cart. [It's got a lovely dent on the front part of it.]
Edited 2011-04-28 04:59 (UTC)

[identity profile] bestsweater.livejournal.com 2011-04-28 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Brock is sort of having trouble standing. It is much easier to writhe on the ground in pain, sobbing and crying like a total manly man.]

Oh my god you broke off my dick and duct taped it back on.

[personal profile] natureprincess 2011-04-28 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Well you are permitted to lie down sifhsdgfddfh. She is completely unable to refute his alarmed statements and that just makes her feel so bad.

She's just going to hold all the undamaged parts of him until the golf cart shows up.

And then Tangrowth held them both.]

... hnn.

[identity profile] badasscopters.livejournal.com 2011-04-28 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
...

That has gotta hurt.

[All Goose can do is cringe and pat Brock on the back. Uh. Oh god.]

[identity profile] bestsweater.livejournal.com 2011-04-28 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[AUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHH]

Who did thiiiiis
Edited 2011-04-28 17:10 (UTC)

[identity profile] badasscopters.livejournal.com 2011-04-28 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[Goose was juuuuust going to give it straight and let Brock think what he will.]

Max punched your dick off because you had... something in your boxers. One of them chicks, I think.

[identity profile] bestsweater.livejournal.com 2011-04-28 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sorry all he heard was "Max punched your dick off".]

AAAAUUUUUGHHHHHHHH.

[identity profile] whitedeviljack.livejournal.com 2011-04-29 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
[SUDDENLY...

Image

Except no not really, it's just a golf cart with a dent in the front. Your chariot awaits, Brock.]

[personal profile] natureprincess 2011-04-29 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Erika very readily helped him to the golf cart. Sob sob sob.]

[identity profile] bestsweater.livejournal.com 2011-04-29 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
[AND OFF THEY WENT]