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Brock ([personal profile] bestsweater) wrote2010-09-15 04:42 pm

11- Worst birthday ever.

I'm just...glad everyone's okay. And not dead. I guess if there's anything I can do for anyone, just let me know.


[Private to Raiden, painfully hackable.]

I need your help.

...Girl advice.

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[Private to Misty, also painfully hackable.]

Can I ask you a question?

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private, only slightly less hackable

[identity profile] haswetpokemon.livejournal.com 2010-09-15 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[oh hai brocko]

Oh, sure! What is it?

[identity profile] haswetpokemon.livejournal.com 2010-09-15 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! Well, girls are usually different! Depending on the girl, though, some love flowers! Some other girls like jewelery, make-up, and pretty dresses. Some might even like cute things like charms and pendants shaped like hearts! They're really romantic, don't you think?

Why are you asking? [As if she needs to ask. It's Brock.]

[identity profile] bestsweater.livejournal.com 2010-09-15 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Not...so much material stuff. What do girls like? In a guy, I mean.

Um. Nooo reason.

[identity profile] haswetpokemon.livejournal.com 2010-09-15 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
No reason? [She does not bayleef. :| But she'll roll with it.] Okay...

But well, girls like for a guy to be very patient in the relationship! Getting too touchy will result in a punch in the balls won't do! Let's see, what else? You don't have to, but showing that you love her in a moving way sometimes is a good idea, too! All kinds of girls want that from a guy! It's not necessary, but it sure does help!

But most importantly, girls just want their guy to be himself. That's the biggest part! Even if the guy is nervous, because girls don't mind that either! They might even think it's cute!

[oh god she could go on all day]

[identity profile] bestsweater.livejournal.com 2010-09-15 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Too touchy. Oh no. He already SURPRISE MADE OUT WITH HER. WHAT IF THAT IS WRONG AND BAD.]

This is hard.

[identity profile] haswetpokemon.livejournal.com 2010-09-15 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[BROCK MAN IT'S AN EXCEPTION IF YOU'RE GONNA DIE SOON OR SOMETHING 8( 8(]

Relationships are never easy! They are worth it, though. Believe me! [Even though her last one lasted... only a day. Dammit Ethan.]

[identity profile] bestsweater.livejournal.com 2010-09-15 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm just...worried I'm going to mess something up.

[identity profile] haswetpokemon.livejournal.com 2010-09-15 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Mess something up?

[MISTY SENSES... AN IMPLICATION.] I- I knew it! It really WASN'T for no reason, was it?

[identity profile] bestsweater.livejournal.com 2010-09-15 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Like do something wrong and say something stupid and then have her never want to speak to me again.

[OH GOD WAIT NO BACKPEDAL BACKPEDAL] Well, um. I mean. I...Erika and I...

[identity profile] haswetpokemon.livejournal.com 2010-09-15 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
...

You? And Erika?

...

You and Erika?! Really?!

[STARE. MIND IS BLANK. THOUGHTS PROCESSING AT A CHUGGING PACE. LEAVE MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP.]

[identity profile] bestsweater.livejournal.com 2010-09-15 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Well. I thought we were dying so I made out with her but then we weren't dying and--

Misty I'm taking her out tonight and I have no idea what to do.
Edited 2010-09-15 22:25 (UTC)

[identity profile] haswetpokemon.livejournal.com 2010-09-15 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[... SCREAM. This is too cute. Too very shocking, but TOO. CUTE.]

That's... That's so sweet! Confessing to someone before that... It's just like in the movies!

[Oh yeah. Helping Brock. Oh yeah, that.] Well, just be friendly and be yourself! Maybe give her a flower and compliment her on her looks! I know Erika loves flowers anyway. She'd love that! And where are you taking her? You could take her to a cafe with a flowery decor!

[Blah blah shut up Misty]

[identity profile] bestsweater.livejournal.com 2010-09-15 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
It just...seemed like the right thing to do.

I was thinking a restaurant downtown? Would that be okay? Should I wear anything special?

I don't...ever take girls out.

[identity profile] haswetpokemon.livejournal.com 2010-09-15 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
A restaurant in town sounds perfect, too! I think she'd like that!

Erika's always seemed really formal, so maybe you should try a tux with a bow-tie! Something medium orange like your sweater? It looks like a great color on you!

[identity profile] haswetpokemon.livejournal.com 2010-09-15 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course! It's different from the usual black tux anyway!

It might not look good on most people, but it'd look great on you!

[identity profile] bestsweater.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
I'm picking her up at eight. I'm not sure if I have time to find an orange tux.

[identity profile] haswetpokemon.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. [BAW] Well then, just wear the most formal thing you have! You can just wear your [livejournal.com profile] bestsweater best sweater for her! She wouldn't mind, I think.

[identity profile] bestsweater.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Okay. That sounds like a good idea.

Um...thanks for your help.

[identity profile] haswetpokemon.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Great! You're welcome! If you need more help later, I'll be ready to give it!