11- Worst birthday ever.

[bestsweater]

I'm just...glad everyone's okay. And not dead. I guess if there's anything I can do for anyone, just let me know.


[Private to Raiden, painfully hackable.]

I need your help.

...Girl advice.

[/Private]

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[Private to Misty, also painfully hackable.]

Can I ask you a question?

[/Private]

Comments

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

Then you'll have to forgive me for not doing it before, kid.

Perhaps a little gift from myself to you then would be the most apt, then.

[And you can't say no because he's already sending a lovely basket your way]

For someone who's teaching the masses about breeding, you sure do not know about your own species works.

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

I know how my own species works! There's more to it than sex.

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

Truely, I would have never suspected such a thing. Sexual Counseling doesn't just mean dealing with sexual problems.

I just like to lead all conversations into it.

How old are you?

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

Then why call it "sexual counseling"? Why not "general relationship counseling"?

I turned twenty-three on Sunday.

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

Perhaps it is a time for a name change.

Twenty-three? I would have thought older Well you're currently the only other teacher who deals with sexual education of any kind, so I'll see you this Sunday.

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

Well, Pokemon breeding is...a little different.

Sunday? What for?

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

I need a secretary. You're hired.

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

I never said I wanted to be your secretary.

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

That's why you'll be perfect. The hands told me I needed someone on the other spectrum of my field to balance everything out.

Already filled out the papers.

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

What if I have things to do, huh? I'm a busy guy. You can't force me to be your secretary.

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

You have your own room to do as you please.

I can't force you. But the hands can. You like...working here don't you? Wouldn't want to have a blemish on your record.

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

Fine. I'll take it up with them.

[But it was all for naught.]