17 [ACTION/TEXT]

[bestsweater]

[TD-34 is still a pile of rubble. Now that Brock is no longer going crazy, however, at least some effort has been made to clean up the place. He is still doing an awful lot of pouting in his undamaged bedroom.]

The Hands told me I have to clean up my apartment as much as I can before they send someone to rebuild the walls.

So...If anyone wants to help. Maybe. If it's not too much trouble, I would appreciate it. I don't have a lot of money but I could pay you in cake. Or cookies. Or...brownies. Or scones. Uh. I'll reimburse you in the baked good of your choice.

[So like three weeks ago, Brock picked out the perfect gift for Erika. Then his apartment got blown up and said perfect gift was lost forever in the rubble. He cried and searched long and hard for said perfect gift, but to no avail. Everything he touches is doomed.

Except for cake. He made Erika a cake and frosted it with icing flowers. It's totally girly. The cake accompanied by a bouquet of flowers and a DATE COUPON. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.]

Comments

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

[Oh. Okay. He's just gonna. Appear through the door like the hax that he is. And stand there. And savor whatever reaction you might have.]

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

[This is the part where Brock screams like a little girl.]

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

[That was more than satisfactory.

Ganondorf holds up some beers.]

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

[Brock stares at the beers as if they are going to turn into little monsters and eat his face.]

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

[See this is why he keeps you employed. You're a laugh a minute. Even if he's nice you fear something. It's almost adorable.]

What's the matter? Have you never seen a fully grown man appear through your door and offer you refreshments?

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

Not through the door!

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

Well now you have.

[He sets the beer down and looks around.]

That is an unusually large amount of damage done to someone's room for a human who doesn't have many powers. Did you anger someone?

[Diiiiiick.]

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

No. I just didn't want them in my apartment. So they blew up my wall.

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

How utterly barbaric in execution.

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

You're telling me.