He's wearing pants. [She points to the boxers, which are totally unlike her underwear so they can't be underwear at all!] They're very cute. I'd like to take them...
If he is aware, we'll find out when this stoner spell is cured and he goes up to us asking why we stripped and groped him, and ran off with his shorts.
[Aw man just because she asked doesn't mean she necessarily wanted to see. It's kind of upsetting to look at. If he does become a statue and there isn't a cure after all, she's not sure she can handle smashing him and condemning him to a life of-- well, an UNlife of... being dead! But she'd feel terrible leaving him stoned forever too. Man, emotions are just dumb.
So she's just going to distract herself by leaning down to retrieve his crutch for him.]
[Except when she picks it up there is a BABY COCKATRICE beneath it. Where did that even come from?! It hisses and pecks at her hand, causing her to drop the crutch back on it. Hopefully killing it but ha ha like she'll have that kind of luck.]
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It's a wound that triggers the transformation, isn't it...?
[Why is he touching her. WHY. ISN'T HIS HAND GOING THROUGH HER. NO... She whimpers and bites his fingers. At least she doesn't have teeth. Or... gums. What the hell is a ghost mouth anyway.]
[Poof! Back into a form with legs for the sake of wearing cute shorts. The stoning doesn't reappear on her hand, and instead remains on her cheek. WHAT AWW MAN...]
Does this count as fulfilling a dying wish for me?
Is it supposed to be taped-on like an art project? no.
[while talking, he did take a moment to check his own. If this stone thing spreads beyond his leg, he could be in the same situation... he's okay for now]
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And No. Taking them would consist of knocking him over and possibly touching him inappropriately.
You'll make me jealous.
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[She gives the statue a gentle push just to determine how heavy it is.]
I must have them. Do you suppose he's aware of anything going on right now?
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Fine. [SIGH!] I'll just have to ask where he got them. [She crosses her arms and sulks a bit.]
How fast is your condition spreading?
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[he removes half his shirt to show off his arm.]
And then there's the leg. I'd rather not show it to you.
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So she's just going to distract herself by leaning down to retrieve his crutch for him.]
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It's a wound that triggers the transformation, isn't it...?
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WHY DID YOU DO THAT? [In any case, his other knife-equipped crutch stabbed the bird right through... where its neck would be. That felt good.]
You better hope this has no effect on dead people, but yeah.
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And then you'll finally be able to fight!I have knives, I can chisel your hand into something else!
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Fuck this! we're not gonna have time to order and wait for skitty shorts so I'll just get you this douchebag's.
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Does this count as fulfilling a dying wish for me?
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Consider this as making up for not fulfilling your previous dying wish, whatever it was.
[He gave the knuckles on his right hand a good crack and yanked Brock's shorts down at the sides]
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[Staaare. Is that... taped on?]
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[stares too...... oh my god.]
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[stares longer....]
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[and it came loose thanks to how roughly he pulled those shorts! Goddammit. Okay, he's just going to slowly pull the shorts back on.]
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Is it supposed to be...?
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Is it supposed to be taped-on like an art project? no.
[while talking, he did take a moment to check his own. If this stone thing spreads beyond his leg, he could be in the same situation... he's okay for now]
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