18 THE GREATEST MYSTERY [ACTION]

[bestsweater]

[Oh.

Well then.

Maybe it's...

Maybe it's better if you don't know.]

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[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

[... AHAHAHAHA

Goose stuffs a wad of grass into the front of Brock's boxers and happily walks off.

Enjoy your new replacement for pubic hair!]

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

[If statues could cry

rest assured there would be

one

single

stony tear]

[surpass.livejournal.com]

[OH NO

THE POKEMON

OH NO

oh and the person I guess

BUT THE POKEMON ;_;]

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

[IT'S OKAY OMASTAR DIED A HERO

NOT THAT YOU WOULD EVER KNOW]

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

[...OH NO.]

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

[OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN]

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

[NOOOOOOOO! BRO. No bro noooo!]

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

Brock! [Poking pokeity poke oh my god he is totally stoned. What were you... are those seriously skitty boxers. And then Raiden frantically whips out his cellphone and dials Mac while looking around and keeping an eye out for any more of the little chick terrors.]

Mac! Mac come on, pick up!

[der phone]

[boxingmidget.livejournal.com]

[Sometime after the stupid crap with Ashley and stoned girlfriends...Raiden was calling! PICKING UP, THIS CAN BE SERIOUS.]

Raiden?

[Bananaphone]

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

Mac, is Ness nearby? It's Brock and he's in trouble--His whole body is stoned!

1/5

[aestheticemblem.livejournal.com]

2/5

[aestheticemblem.livejournal.com]

3/5

[aestheticemblem.livejournal.com]

4/5

[aestheticemblem.livejournal.com]

5/5

[aestheticemblem.livejournal.com]

[After Marth's minor moment of horror surprise, he droops. Clearly disappointed.]

...They really do turn people to stone...

[Poor Brock. And that Omastar...

Somewhere in the back of his mind, Marth wonders why Brock's trousers were down.]

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

[Truly, it is one of the greatest mysteries of the universe.]

[twilightprincess]

Ohhh, Mr. Breeder. That's so unfortunate.

... This isn't really the best place to have been doing research though...

[miss-dreavus.livejournal.com]

[Welp, looks like the chicks got another one. Too bad the statues don't seem to EXUDE TERROR or Blacky would definitely hang out here for a while.

...She's going to spend a bit of time here anyway, studying the statue and wondering what the hell Brock was even doing at the time.]

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

[Surely, were he not frozen in place, he would tell you a tale of valiant battles, waves of tiny demon chicks, and the brave warrior Omastar who flipped out and pantsed him upon finding there was a tiny demon chick in the large pocket of his cargo jeans.

And then they were overcome.]

[miss-dreavus.livejournal.com]

[Too bad for you that Blacky can't hear your story, Brock. She's just going to assume you had to pee.]

[goaheadnblunder.livejournal.com]

[Humans aren't dogs that think they could just pee anywhere they wanted.]

[goaheadnblunder.livejournal.com]

[Leon arrives in a pair of crutches and stops by Blacky's side]

Would it be a good idea to at least put his pants on for him?

[miss-dreavus.livejournal.com]

He's wearing pants. [She points to the boxers, which are totally unlike her underwear so they can't be underwear at all!] They're very cute. I'd like to take them...

[goaheadnblunder.livejournal.com]

Okay, woman. Those are UNDERpants. What about his OTHER pants right there? [points down]

And No. Taking them would consist of knocking him over and possibly touching him inappropriately.

You'll make me jealous.