"There was a chick down his shorts," said Max. "It was hiding in his crotch. So I punched it. I'm so sorry. You got no idea how sorry I am. We're gonna fix it. We'll put it back together. Better than ever."
Erika was not an angry nor a violent person. However, even she had her limits and Goose's sudden douchebaggery was enough to stick her even farther over that edge. She was already pretty much already there. So unto him she bestowed a Look. Even through all her tears and sorrow it was very clear that this was not. The. Time. Sir. She really didn't care that he probably had no idea.
"...."
There were exactly zero words that she could muster on the spot.
Mac looked at him angry at first and watched Max and Erika hit him. There was a flicker of Mac thinking Goose deserved it, not the right time, etc. Then Goose spoke, maybe he really didn't know? In any case, Mac went to help him up; he wasn't all together himself but made a loud whisper his way. For whatever reason, Mac wasn't so sure of. So Miss Erika didn't have to hear the news again? Or anyone else? Yeah, that was it. Better inform the newer masses.
Uh. What. Trying to scare Max is sort of the same as trying to scare A WALL.
"Yeah, uh, there was one of those birds in his shorts. So I killed it. And I broke off Brock's junk by accident. It ain't like I meant it. And we're tryin' to fix it. And if you're angry at me for hittin' you after you made fun of Erika holdin' her boyfriend's busted junk while she tried to fix it, I sure hope you're angry at her, too, for slappin' you after you made fun of a cryin' woman. Is she in deep shit as well?"
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Oh wow who even knew Erika could reach that volume.
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Mac was trying to not vomit over here.
He was real close.
He felt it coming up.
His crotch ached.
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"Either of you didn't happen to bring any dick tape... I mean duck tape with you, did you?"
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Better than ever.
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He instead made eye contact with his phone...hoping Ness can get here okay and...fix...everything.
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She was this close to burying her face in her hands and bursting into tears.
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"isdgurkdfhjnifgkjnhwoobleowgbndfkjhg."
Tangrowth draped some garland around Brock's head. It was clearly decorate a Brock statue day. Here comes the duct tape ribbons.
Okay she did her part. There she goes.
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It was tape. They were saved.
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"So uh... who's going to... you know."
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She took the tape.
And she took the... stone.
Why was this real life.
Once she was done she decided it was completely socially acceptable to do that burst into tears thing.
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"...Miss Erika..."
This was. The worst thing.
What the hell could even be said.
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He saw the stone in Erika's hand and paid it little mind... until he realized mid-leave that it was a very certain shape.
He leaned over and snickered immaturely, not knowing that this was Brock's.
"Aw, look. It's so tiny." Whether or not that was true. Goose was just mainly being an ass. "Where'd you get that cute little thing?"
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Erika was not an angry nor a violent person. However, even she had her limits and Goose's sudden douchebaggery was enough to stick her even farther over that edge. She was already pretty much already there. So unto him she bestowed a Look. Even through all her tears and sorrow it was very clear that this was not. The. Time. Sir. She really didn't care that he probably had no idea.
"...."
There were exactly zero words that she could muster on the spot.
So she slapped him.
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LMFAO
"W-What was that for?! It's just a rock!"
He had no idea at all, but honestly, he usually does have that kind of retaliation coming.
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"MR. GOOSE, THAT'S NOT A ROCK."
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Goose looked over at the rock.
He then looked over at Brock one more time.
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4/5
"OH SHIT now I get it."
A pause. His hands flew for his crotch habitually.
"Holy fuck that's gotta hurt."
5/5 finally done
"Okay, who did it? Why? Who's getting punished for this? How are we gonna fix it? C'mon, details."
I've been waiting to type this since forever
"I broke Brock's rock cock."
jkahfkajhkfhh beautiful
STARE.
"You are in deep shit with me, pal."
He's a guard, Max. Run like a boss.
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"Yeah, uh, there was one of those birds in his shorts. So I killed it. And I broke off Brock's junk by accident. It ain't like I meant it. And we're tryin' to fix it. And if you're angry at me for hittin' you after you made fun of Erika holdin' her boyfriend's busted junk while she tried to fix it, I sure hope you're angry at her, too, for slappin' you after you made fun of a cryin' woman. Is she in deep shit as well?"
He's a general, Goose. He doesn't care.
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