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Brock ([personal profile] bestsweater) wrote2011-04-23 04:29 am

18 THE GREATEST MYSTERY [ACTION]

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[Oh.

Well then.

Maybe it's...

Maybe it's better if you don't know.]

[identity profile] goaheadnblunder.livejournal.com 2011-04-24 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
[he thinks for a moment...]

Consider this as making up for not fulfilling your previous dying wish, whatever it was.

[He gave the knuckles on his right hand a good crack and yanked Brock's shorts down at the sides]

[identity profile] miss-dreavus.livejournal.com 2011-04-24 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, if only I could remem... ber...

[Staaare. Is that... taped on?]

[identity profile] goaheadnblunder.livejournal.com 2011-04-24 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
huh?

[stares too...... oh my god.]

...

[stares longer....]

......

[and it came loose thanks to how roughly he pulled those shorts! Goddammit. Okay, he's just going to slowly pull the shorts back on.]

[identity profile] miss-dreavus.livejournal.com 2011-04-24 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, Leon. You. You do that. Blacky leans over and whispers:]

Is it supposed to be...?

[identity profile] goaheadnblunder.livejournal.com 2011-04-24 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Is that a human man's dick? yes.

Is it supposed to be taped-on like an art project? no.

[while talking, he did take a moment to check his own. If this stone thing spreads beyond his leg, he could be in the same situation... he's okay for now]
Edited 2011-04-24 04:46 (UTC)

[identity profile] miss-dreavus.livejournal.com 2011-04-24 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
I was wondering about the second part, yes. [Just... Facepalm. Although she peeks through her fingers to make sure Leon's is still attached too. FOR CURIOSITY'S SAKE AND NOTHING MORE.]

...I wonder just how fragile the statues really are.

[identity profile] goaheadnblunder.livejournal.com 2011-04-24 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Leon thought about changing into a Chameleon, but it was immediately followed by the fear of his tail breaking off... There's no getting out of this mess.]

H-He seems pretty sturdy otherwise. [He approaches the statue again and lightly fistbumps Brock's shoulder.] Dicks just generally break off statues.

[identity profile] miss-dreavus.livejournal.com 2011-04-24 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't know...

[Man this is still. Too weird. She scratches at the hardened part of her cheek with a frown.]

As long as nothing falls off me, I suppose. Should we really just leave him out here like this?

[identity profile] goaheadnblunder.livejournal.com 2011-04-24 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
You'll be fine assuming your bras provide good support, I guess.

[his inner self is panicking. shit.]

He's too heavy for either of us to carry him anywhere. He was probably too heavy for whoever the hell taped his dick together instead of bringing him to the infirmary.

[identity profile] miss-dreavus.livejournal.com 2011-04-24 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Then there's nothing we can do for him for now. Or for either of us.

You shouldn't pretend not to be afraid. I can still taste it.

[identity profile] goaheadnblunder.livejournal.com 2011-04-24 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
Nope. [he stabkills another bird before sitting down on the grass.]

Happy snacking.