Mac looked at him angry at first and watched Max and Erika hit him. There was a flicker of Mac thinking Goose deserved it, not the right time, etc. Then Goose spoke, maybe he really didn't know? In any case, Mac went to help him up; he wasn't all together himself but made a loud whisper his way. For whatever reason, Mac wasn't so sure of. So Miss Erika didn't have to hear the news again? Or anyone else? Yeah, that was it. Better inform the newer masses.
Uh. What. Trying to scare Max is sort of the same as trying to scare A WALL.
"Yeah, uh, there was one of those birds in his shorts. So I killed it. And I broke off Brock's junk by accident. It ain't like I meant it. And we're tryin' to fix it. And if you're angry at me for hittin' you after you made fun of Erika holdin' her boyfriend's busted junk while she tried to fix it, I sure hope you're angry at her, too, for slappin' you after you made fun of a cryin' woman. Is she in deep shit as well?"
Uhhh. Okay. Max you are scary. Goose just kind of stared. UH.
"N... Nah, I mean, it's more that yours hurt like hell. I didn't even wanna make fun of her. Just had no clue. So... fine, I ain't in trouble, you ain't in trouble. We're equal. Got it?"
a.k.a oh god Max I'm an internal bleeding organ please don't punch me again.
This still didn't answer the Very Important Question of who was fixing Brock's wee wee. The look on Raiden's face probably said this concern very loudly as he looked back and forth awkwardly between everyone, barely mouthing an, "Uh..."
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LMFAO
"W-What was that for?! It's just a rock!"
He had no idea at all, but honestly, he usually does have that kind of retaliation coming.
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"MR. GOOSE, THAT'S NOT A ROCK."
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Goose looked over at the rock.
He then looked over at Brock one more time.
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"OH SHIT now I get it."
A pause. His hands flew for his crotch habitually.
"Holy fuck that's gotta hurt."
5/5 finally done
"Okay, who did it? Why? Who's getting punished for this? How are we gonna fix it? C'mon, details."
I've been waiting to type this since forever
"I broke Brock's rock cock."
jkahfkajhkfhh beautiful
STARE.
"You are in deep shit with me, pal."
He's a guard, Max. Run like a boss.
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"Yeah, uh, there was one of those birds in his shorts. So I killed it. And I broke off Brock's junk by accident. It ain't like I meant it. And we're tryin' to fix it. And if you're angry at me for hittin' you after you made fun of Erika holdin' her boyfriend's busted junk while she tried to fix it, I sure hope you're angry at her, too, for slappin' you after you made fun of a cryin' woman. Is she in deep shit as well?"
He's a general, Goose. He doesn't care.
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"N... Nah, I mean, it's more that yours hurt like hell. I didn't even wanna make fun of her. Just had no clue. So... fine, I ain't in trouble, you ain't in trouble. We're equal. Got it?"
a.k.a oh god Max I'm an internal bleeding organ please don't punch me again.
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"Got it," he said, however, overlooking that little slip of the tongue.
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