18 THE GREATEST MYSTERY [ACTION]

[bestsweater]

[Oh.

Well then.

Maybe it's...

Maybe it's better if you don't know.]

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I've been waiting to type this since forever

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Max slowly raised his blood-and-feathers-covered hand.

"I broke Brock's rock cock."

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[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

"... You broke his cock and you punched me in the stomach 'cause I didn't know."

STARE.

"You are in deep shit with me, pal."

He's a guard, Max. Run like a boss.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Uh. What. Trying to scare Max is sort of the same as trying to scare A WALL.

"Yeah, uh, there was one of those birds in his shorts. So I killed it. And I broke off Brock's junk by accident. It ain't like I meant it. And we're tryin' to fix it. And if you're angry at me for hittin' you after you made fun of Erika holdin' her boyfriend's busted junk while she tried to fix it, I sure hope you're angry at her, too, for slappin' you after you made fun of a cryin' woman. Is she in deep shit as well?"

He's a general, Goose. He doesn't care.

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

Uhhh. Okay. Max you are scary. Goose just kind of stared. UH.

"N... Nah, I mean, it's more that yours hurt like hell. I didn't even wanna make fun of her. Just had no clue. So... fine, I ain't in trouble, you ain't in trouble. We're equal. Got it?"

a.k.a oh god Max I'm an internal bleeding organ please don't punch me again.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Oh Goose, it is cute that you are equating yourself with Max's equal.

"Got it," he said, however, overlooking that little slip of the tongue.

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

This still didn't answer the Very Important Question of who was fixing Brock's wee wee. The look on Raiden's face probably said this concern very loudly as he looked back and forth awkwardly between everyone, barely mouthing an, "Uh..."

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

"I'm the one who broke it... but I ain't any good at delicate things. My hand's are too big."