19 [ACTION/TEXT]

[bestsweater]

[In the aftermath of the chicken fight (and not the fun kind you do in pools), Brock's magnificent statue somehow remained untouched. All that blue miracle goop sure is convenient.]

[One overnight trip to the hospital later (after a particular action thread takes place in this very journal), a text post appears on the network.]

I hope everyone's okay. It sounds like you are. I'm okay, too, mostly. I think I need to take a few days to myself. To. Recover. From that.

Comments

[shysentinel.livejournal.com]

Sir Brock! Are ya okay!?

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

Yes. I am fine. Are you fine?

DUCT TAPE BRIGADE

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

[it is time]

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

[Raiden, being the janitor, has access to amany abucket. With him is currently one (1) bucket for dead mutant chicken healing goop collection purposes. Now he just needs THE GOOP.]

[shysentinel.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm alright, I and Mr. Miller and Ms. Wolf got down to the bunkers and I went to help fight the thing. But then it melted like a candle inta gooey stuff!

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

So I heard.

There are bunkers?

[WHY DIDN'T I KNOW ABOUT THE BUNKERS]

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

[And of course, Goose comes across Raiden.

He was trying to get some way to move the goop, but once he saw him, he realized that he was beaten to the punch. OOPS.]

... Taking it to Brock? [ohhhhh god.]

[natureprincess]

[Erika, being a gardener with far too many projects, has access to amany ashovel. She had been quick on Raiden's heels with one (1) shovel for dead mutant chicken healing goop collection purposes. In a stunning display of teamwork they are collecting THE GOOP.

And then Tangrowth ran past and divebombed the goop. Oh dear lord what was...

She was running back towards their destination, noodley, goopy appendages flailing.

Ohhhhhhh.]

. . .

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

[Goose bro, clearly you came to help and stomach the horrible stench.]

Hey. Yeah I'm--

[Oh my god what was that]

...Tangrowth?! [every face of disgust and horror]

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

...

What the hell is that Tangrowth. What in hell is it even doing.

[miss-dreavus.livejournal.com]

Is your penis alright?

[SUBTLETY.]

[natureprincess]

[Tangroooooowwwwwth. Erika pursed her lips slightly.]

... Helping. She's going to need so many baths...

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

She's gonna need a hose-down.

[STARE.] ... 'Least her intentions are good.

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

[He looks at the bucket, and then at Tangrowth.]

This is going... to be messy. I guess we should probably get her to... rub all over Brock or something.

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

[NO

NO IT'S NOT]

...What!?

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

[Oh baby]

[cupofbatnoodles.livejournal.com]

[Hello she came back.]

What happened to his penis?

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

NOTHING

[miss-dreavus.livejournal.com]

[SORRY BROCK, BUT IZZY WANTS THE TRUTH and Blacky is totally not picking up on your social cues over the internet.]

It appeared to have broken and then been taped back on while he was a statue. I only noticed because I wanted to try on his shorts with the cute pink Skitty on them.

[shysentinel.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Ms. Zelda said they were from...sumpthin' called the...Aparoid War?

Did they get ya??

[natureprincess]

I don't think that'd be too hard... [She also looks at the goop filled bucket.]

I'm not sure how much we actually need. She probably has a few buckets' worth though.

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

oh my god

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

I think we got enough between us. Let's see if it works.

[cupofbatnoodles.livejournal.com]

Oh wow that's

really unfortunate.

Does it still work?

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

Uh...yeah. They did. Really early on.