19 [ACTION/TEXT]

[bestsweater]

[In the aftermath of the chicken fight (and not the fun kind you do in pools), Brock's magnificent statue somehow remained untouched. All that blue miracle goop sure is convenient.]

[One overnight trip to the hospital later (after a particular action thread takes place in this very journal), a text post appears on the network.]

I hope everyone's okay. It sounds like you are. I'm okay, too, mostly. I think I need to take a few days to myself. To. Recover. From that.

Comments

[cupofbatnoodles.livejournal.com]

[Hello she came back.]

What happened to his penis?

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

NOTHING

[miss-dreavus.livejournal.com]

[SORRY BROCK, BUT IZZY WANTS THE TRUTH and Blacky is totally not picking up on your social cues over the internet.]

It appeared to have broken and then been taped back on while he was a statue. I only noticed because I wanted to try on his shorts with the cute pink Skitty on them.

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

oh my god

[cupofbatnoodles.livejournal.com]

Oh wow that's

really unfortunate.

Does it still work?

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

I haven't exactly tried?!

[miss-dreavus.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you should.

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

I have never been in so much pain in my entire life.

I am going to refrain.

[cupofbatnoodles.livejournal.com]

Your going to have to pea eventually.

[miss-dreavus.livejournal.com]

I suppose if it's still detached he won't be able to, will he...? [HELP I HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW BODY FUNCTIONS WORK I AM DEAD AND DON'T REALLY NEED TO DO THINGS.]

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

This is the worst conversation.

[miss-dreavus.livejournal.com]

I'm sure there have been worse.

[cupofbatnoodles.livejournal.com]

We could make it wo Oh man wait what if your penis is detachable now.

You could totally do things with that.

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

Okay, yeah, this is pretty much horrible on every conceivable level.

[miss-dreavus.livejournal.com]

[No let's make it even worse.]

What would anyone even do with a detachable penis? I imagine it would be inconvenient. What of you forgot it somewhere?

[cupofbatnoodles.livejournal.com]

I think if you are careless enough to forget your little friend you shouldn't have one.

But if your prone to no reason boners I think it'd be pretty handy to be able to leave it at home.

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

no

why

[miss-dreavus.livejournal.com]

Why not? It sounds perfectly logical to me.

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

I don't want to talk about any of this.

[miss-dreavus.livejournal.com]

Very well.

[shysentinel.livejournal.com]

[Whoops guess who saw this.]

W-what?! H-how...

[DOES NOT COMPUTE]

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

Neph. Go...do something else. Please.

[HOW DOES I PRIVATE I CAN'T...PRIVATE...]

[shysentinel.livejournal.com]

Um...alright...

[She's just going to play with puppies now.]

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

[Yes. That's right. Please play with all the puppies and pay no mind to this entry.]

[breaks-ground.livejournal.com]

[...WHAT
WHAT
WHAAAAAAT

he is uncounciously hurting down there right now. :| He doesn't like you, but he finds it hard not to feel sorry for you, Brock.]