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[bestsweater]

[Yeaaaaaah guess who's accessing the school network from his hotel room. What a cool guy.]

This island is amazing! I don't know how many of you took a walk in the jungle, but maybe a mile or so out it's just covered in ruins. There was nothing about it in the hotel brochure, either, but I asked the concierge and he said they're free to explore, as long as we're careful.

So I was thinking about taking a little expedition. If you haven't seen the ruins yet, you should! They're really neat. I guess if anyone's interested in tagging along, I might explore them a little more fully within the next few days. Let me know!
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RAIDEN I made up my mind I'm going to do it. I'm going to take Erika back to my room sometime this week and we're going to do it.

What do I...do.
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Hey, um. I was wondering if there was a night this week you were free?

Comments

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

You strip naked on a bed, show her your manhood, then go at it like rabbits, being very careful not to crush her.

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

MAX THAT'S NOT HELPFUL...

[Privates]

[natureprincess]

Ahh, it's quite wonderful! There are so many species I've never seen in person...! I'm quite certain if I wandered long enough beneath the trees I'll find something new.

I'm quite free any night, actually. I was hoping that perhaps we could spend some time together...?

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

I was hoping that, too. When's best?

[natureprincess]

Hmm... Maybe once we've gotten our fill of daring jungle adventures, hehe. Any day would be lovely. Monday?

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

Monday sounds great. Be ready around six?

1/6

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

[What...? Do it do what...]

2/6

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

[...OH. THAT KIND OF DO IT.]

3/6

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

[Oh ho ho Brock you don't even know what to do that's adorable you clearly came to the right man.]

4/6

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

[...Uh.]

5/6

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

[Helpful advice, right.]

6/6 [PRIVATE]

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

You get into an argument after you have sex with a dead Pokemon and then slap her and then get kidnapped and then you get turned into a cyborg robot and they take your penis away forever.

You gotta' play it cool. Don't let her know what you're trying to do, but make it romantic. Girls like that sort of thing.

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

So, maybe take her out to dinner? And then back to my room?

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I'd say dinner and a movie to play it safe but there aren't exactly any movies theaters around here...

Hey, maybe while you're exploring you might find some kind of cursed exotic flower to give to her.

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

Well, that's okay. I'm sure I can think of something else to do.

Flower petals...on the bed. And candles? Is that too much?

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

No that's great. She likes plants so she'll probably really like that, right?

Or call you a murderer.

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

I hope so. You don't think it's too cheesy?

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

No. [It needs to be as cheesy as possible. Pause.] Do you need money for wine or champagne? I saw some down in the lobby's bar...

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

I have money. I can take care of it.

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

Get some.

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

Okay.

Wine or champagne? Which is better?

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

Champagne.


No, no, go for wine.

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

Red or white?

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

White?!

[pkrockin]

THERE ARE RUINS???

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

Yeah! All over the place. Old temples and things.

[pkrockin]

OH MY GOD

THAT SOUNDS AMAZING. I GOTTA CHECK THEM OUT.

[Ness. Ness you left your capslock on.]

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

Just be careful! They're really old.

[4x4-of-manly.livejournal.com]

Ruins? Like an abandoned old castle or something?

[That is about the extent of ruin types he has ever heard of.]

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

Jungle temples!

[4x4-of-manly.livejournal.com]

Castles in the jungle?

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

Well, they're not castles, really. I guess for the people who lived in them, they might have been.

[4x4-of-manly.livejournal.com]

I'm going to have to see these for myself.

[Just so he can figure out wtf they're supposed to BE.]

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

They're really cool, if you get the chance to look.

[bendinurspoons.livejournal.com]

I haven't had much of a chance to explore yet, but from what I've seen, it is beautiful here.

If you plan on taking a group out, I may join you.

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

Great! I think we'll go Monday afternoon, if that works for you.