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Brock ([personal profile] bestsweater) wrote2011-04-23 04:29 am

18 THE GREATEST MYSTERY [ACTION]

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[Oh.

Well then.

Maybe it's...

Maybe it's better if you don't know.]

[identity profile] whitedeviljack.livejournal.com 2011-04-23 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
It was a sound that echoed across the ages, for every intact male within a 50 mile radius cringed for reasons unknown to them, but for the two men present here and now...

"Max... you..."

Raiden slowly looked from Brock's rock to Max, and then there was the sound of another object falling to the ground, this one approximating two spherical (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X35pPg7taw#t=05m28s) objects.

"...you turned him into a girl."
Edited 2011-04-23 20:19 (UTC)

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2011-04-23 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"Fuck," said Max, grabbing Raiden's shoulders. Vinnie would have been proud. "Raiden, oh my God, Raiden you have to help me fix this, holy fucking hell."

[identity profile] whitedeviljack.livejournal.com 2011-04-23 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"I... I don't know! I don't know what we could do!" Raiden started blathering, as such a thing was easy to do when you had someone as huge as Max grabbing your shoulders in a panic. "Maybe we could put it back on and Ness can fix it or something, I don't know!"
Edited 2011-04-23 21:18 (UTC)

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2011-04-23 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Max, still clinging to Raiden's shoulders, stared into Raiden's very soul and said, "Do you got any tape or glue?"

[identity profile] whitedeviljack.livejournal.com 2011-04-24 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Oh god were they going to try and duck tape his dick back together...

"Not with me! Maybe back at my place or in one of the art class rooms."

she was just going to make sure he wasn't dead

[personal profile] natureprincess 2011-04-24 03:56 am (UTC)(link)

it's going to get far worse 1/3

[identity profile] boxingmidget.livejournal.com 2011-04-24 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
That was when Mac arrived to the scene. Erika was there too! Oh man this was gonna get fixed in no time!

"Oh great, you're still here! I called Ness, he'll be-"

2/3

[identity profile] boxingmidget.livejournal.com 2011-04-24 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
"...Wait, what's goin' on?"

...


...


...

Re: 3/3

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2011-04-24 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
"I punched his dick off by accident" said Max.

1/2

[personal profile] natureprincess 2011-04-24 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Alright. Alright, OK. Erika was still processing that her boyfriend was a statue. Not only a statue, but a statue with his pants down.

How did that even happen. Oh god Brock why were you a statue what was even...

Wait.

[personal profile] natureprincess 2011-04-24 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
"YOU WHAT."

Oh wow who even knew Erika could reach that volume.

[identity profile] boxingmidget.livejournal.com 2011-04-24 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Um okay.

Mac was trying to not vomit over here.

He was real close.

He felt it coming up.

His crotch ached.

[identity profile] whitedeviljack.livejournal.com 2011-04-24 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
"..." Oh my god now the girlfriend was here and she was just informed that her boyfriend was dickless and a statue.

"Either of you didn't happen to bring any dick tape... I mean duck tape with you, did you?"
Edited 2011-04-24 04:25 (UTC)

[identity profile] bestsweater.livejournal.com 2011-04-24 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Meanwhile, Brock was having the most wonderful dream, probably. Off wherever your subconscious goes when you're turned into a statue.

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2011-04-24 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
"There was a chick down his shorts," said Max. "It was hiding in his crotch. So I punched it. I'm so sorry. You got no idea how sorry I am. We're gonna fix it. We'll put it back together. Better than ever."

Better than ever.
Edited 2011-04-24 04:32 (UTC)

[identity profile] boxingmidget.livejournal.com 2011-04-24 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Mac wasn't even sure he could look at this.

He instead made eye contact with his phone...hoping Ness can get here okay and...fix...everything.
natureprincess: (M-mayonnaise?)

[personal profile] natureprincess 2011-04-24 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
"With duct tape. You're going to try and fix him with duct tape."

She was this close to burying her face in her hands and bursting into tears.

[personal profile] natureprincess 2011-04-24 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
MEANWHILE.

"isdgurkdfhjnifgkjnhwoobleowgbndfkjhg."

Tangrowth draped some garland around Brock's head. It was clearly decorate a Brock statue day. Here comes the duct tape ribbons.

Okay she did her part. There she goes.

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2011-04-24 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
"TAPE" said Max. "THAT GIANT VINE THING GAVE US SOME TAPE!"

It was tape. They were saved.

[identity profile] whitedeviljack.livejournal.com 2011-04-24 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
TANGROWTH YOU WERE A LIFESAVER.

"So uh... who's going to... you know."

[personal profile] natureprincess 2011-04-24 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
In the very awkward silence that followed, Erika decided this probably fell into girlfriend jurisdictions.

She took the tape.

And she took the... stone.

Why was this real life.

Once she was done she decided it was completely socially acceptable to do that burst into tears thing.

[identity profile] boxingmidget.livejournal.com 2011-04-24 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh no this is the worst thing.

"...Miss Erika..."

This was. The worst thing.

What the hell could even be said.

[identity profile] badasscopters.livejournal.com 2011-04-24 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Goose passed by and was more than ready to shove more grass down his boxers like an asshole.

He saw the stone in Erika's hand and paid it little mind... until he realized mid-leave that it was a very certain shape.

He leaned over and snickered immaturely, not knowing that this was Brock's.

"Aw, look. It's so tiny." Whether or not that was true. Goose was just mainly being an ass. "Where'd you get that cute little thing?"

(no subject)

[personal profile] natureprincess - 2011-04-24 18:59 (UTC) - Expand

LMFAO

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Re: LMFAO

[identity profile] boxingmidget.livejournal.com - 2011-04-24 22:17 (UTC) - Expand

1/?

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2/?

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3/?

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4/5

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