"Fuck," said Max, grabbing Raiden's shoulders. Vinnie would have been proud. "Raiden, oh my God, Raiden you have to help me fix this, holy fucking hell."
"I... I don't know! I don't know what we could do!" Raiden started blathering, as such a thing was easy to do when you had someone as huge as Max grabbing your shoulders in a panic. "Maybe we could put it back on and Ness can fix it or something, I don't know!"
"There was a chick down his shorts," said Max. "It was hiding in his crotch. So I punched it. I'm so sorry. You got no idea how sorry I am. We're gonna fix it. We'll put it back together. Better than ever."
Erika was not an angry nor a violent person. However, even she had her limits and Goose's sudden douchebaggery was enough to stick her even farther over that edge. She was already pretty much already there. So unto him she bestowed a Look. Even through all her tears and sorrow it was very clear that this was not. The. Time. Sir. She really didn't care that he probably had no idea.
"...."
There were exactly zero words that she could muster on the spot.
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"Not with me! Maybe back at my place or in one of the art class rooms."
she was just going to make sure he wasn't dead
it's going to get far worse 1/3
"Oh great, you're still here! I called Ness, he'll be-"
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"...WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED?"
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How did that even happen. Oh god Brock why were you a statue what was even...
Wait.
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Oh wow who even knew Erika could reach that volume.
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Mac was trying to not vomit over here.
He was real close.
He felt it coming up.
His crotch ached.
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"Either of you didn't happen to bring any dick tape... I mean duck tape with you, did you?"
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Better than ever.
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He instead made eye contact with his phone...hoping Ness can get here okay and...fix...everything.
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She was this close to burying her face in her hands and bursting into tears.
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"isdgurkdfhjnifgkjnhwoobleowgbndfkjhg."
Tangrowth draped some garland around Brock's head. It was clearly decorate a Brock statue day. Here comes the duct tape ribbons.
Okay she did her part. There she goes.
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It was tape. They were saved.
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"So uh... who's going to... you know."
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She took the tape.
And she took the... stone.
Why was this real life.
Once she was done she decided it was completely socially acceptable to do that burst into tears thing.
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"...Miss Erika..."
This was. The worst thing.
What the hell could even be said.
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He saw the stone in Erika's hand and paid it little mind... until he realized mid-leave that it was a very certain shape.
He leaned over and snickered immaturely, not knowing that this was Brock's.
"Aw, look. It's so tiny." Whether or not that was true. Goose was just mainly being an ass. "Where'd you get that cute little thing?"
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Erika was not an angry nor a violent person. However, even she had her limits and Goose's sudden douchebaggery was enough to stick her even farther over that edge. She was already pretty much already there. So unto him she bestowed a Look. Even through all her tears and sorrow it was very clear that this was not. The. Time. Sir. She really didn't care that he probably had no idea.
"...."
There were exactly zero words that she could muster on the spot.
So she slapped him.
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LMFAO
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5/5 finally done
I've been waiting to type this since forever
jkahfkajhkfhh beautiful
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