bestsweater: (WELL if that's your kink)
Brock ([personal profile] bestsweater) wrote2011-04-27 10:52 pm
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19 [ACTION/TEXT]

[In the aftermath of the chicken fight (and not the fun kind you do in pools), Brock's magnificent statue somehow remained untouched. All that blue miracle goop sure is convenient.]

[One overnight trip to the hospital later (after a particular action thread takes place in this very journal), a text post appears on the network.]

I hope everyone's okay. It sounds like you are. I'm okay, too, mostly. I think I need to take a few days to myself. To. Recover. From that.
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[identity profile] bestsweater.livejournal.com 2011-04-28 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, yeah, this is pretty much horrible on every conceivable level.

[identity profile] miss-dreavus.livejournal.com 2011-04-28 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
[No let's make it even worse.]

What would anyone even do with a detachable penis? I imagine it would be inconvenient. What of you forgot it somewhere?

[identity profile] cupofbatnoodles.livejournal.com 2011-04-28 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
I think if you are careless enough to forget your little friend you shouldn't have one.

But if your prone to no reason boners I think it'd be pretty handy to be able to leave it at home.

[identity profile] miss-dreavus.livejournal.com 2011-04-28 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Why not? It sounds perfectly logical to me.

[identity profile] bestsweater.livejournal.com 2011-04-28 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
I don't want to talk about any of this.

[identity profile] bestsweater.livejournal.com 2011-04-28 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry. This is just. Really uncomfortable.

[identity profile] bestsweater.livejournal.com 2011-04-28 12:38 pm (UTC)(link)
No, this conversation is over forever, everybody go home.

[identity profile] miss-dreavus.livejournal.com 2011-04-28 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Can you at least tell me where I can get Skitty shorts?

[identity profile] bestsweater.livejournal.com 2011-04-28 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, uh. Those were a gift. You can...probably find them online?

[identity profile] goaheadnblunder.livejournal.com 2011-04-28 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
See, this is what happens when your dick is exposed to straight women. They're going to ask you questions about it, even if it never fell off!

[identity profile] goaheadnblunder.livejournal.com 2011-04-28 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Go out for a drink and get so drunk you won't remember a thing. Or won't care.

[identity profile] bestsweater.livejournal.com 2011-04-28 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
The doctors said it was bad to mix alcohol and painkillers.

[identity profile] goaheadnblunder.livejournal.com 2011-04-28 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
oh.

...


File for a vacation and go to the hot springs or something.

[identity profile] bestsweater.livejournal.com 2011-04-29 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
That's not a half-bad idea.
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