11- Worst birthday ever.

[bestsweater]

I'm just...glad everyone's okay. And not dead. I guess if there's anything I can do for anyone, just let me know.


[Private to Raiden, painfully hackable.]

I need your help.

...Girl advice.

[/Private]

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[Private to Misty, also painfully hackable.]

Can I ask you a question?

[/Private]

Comments

private, only slightly less hackable

[haswetpokemon.livejournal.com]

[oh hai brocko]

Oh, sure! What is it?

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

...What do girls like?

[haswetpokemon.livejournal.com]

Oh! Well, girls are usually different! Depending on the girl, though, some love flowers! Some other girls like jewelery, make-up, and pretty dresses. Some might even like cute things like charms and pendants shaped like hearts! They're really romantic, don't you think?

Why are you asking? [As if she needs to ask. It's Brock.]

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

Not...so much material stuff. What do girls like? In a guy, I mean.

Um. Nooo reason.

[haswetpokemon.livejournal.com]

No reason? [She does not bayleef. :| But she'll roll with it.] Okay...

But well, girls like for a guy to be very patient in the relationship! Getting too touchy will result in a punch in the balls won't do! Let's see, what else? You don't have to, but showing that you love her in a moving way sometimes is a good idea, too! All kinds of girls want that from a guy! It's not necessary, but it sure does help!

But most importantly, girls just want their guy to be himself. That's the biggest part! Even if the guy is nervous, because girls don't mind that either! They might even think it's cute!

[oh god she could go on all day]

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

[Too touchy. Oh no. He already SURPRISE MADE OUT WITH HER. WHAT IF THAT IS WRONG AND BAD.]

This is hard.

[haswetpokemon.livejournal.com]

[BROCK MAN IT'S AN EXCEPTION IF YOU'RE GONNA DIE SOON OR SOMETHING 8( 8(]

Relationships are never easy! They are worth it, though. Believe me! [Even though her last one lasted... only a day. Dammit Ethan.]

[Private, unhackable]

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

Tsk tsk. You'd think we have a counselor and teacher for this type of advice.

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

What? I don't think we've even met.

And it's none of your business!

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

We have met. In the corridors. Perhaps I didn't seem that imposing for you. I'll have to try harder next time.

Ganondorf Dragmire, I teach Sexual Education, amongst other thing. I'm sure you've gotten a pamphlet or read a poster or two about my counciling advice.

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

Well, you never introduced yourself.

I've seen them around.

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

Then you'll have to forgive me for not doing it before, kid.

Perhaps a little gift from myself to you then would be the most apt, then.

[And you can't say no because he's already sending a lovely basket your way]

For someone who's teaching the masses about breeding, you sure do not know about your own species works.

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

I know how my own species works! There's more to it than sex.

[What is private]

[rockinthrutime.livejournal.com]

Do you need an outfit?

[Idk he doesn't know either.]

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

[aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

How did you know I needed an outfit?

[Oh boy]

[rockinthrutime.livejournal.com]

I think you should have figured that out by now.

How fancy is your date?

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

[Oh right. You're GOD.]

Well, I mean, the restaurant's nice. I don't know if it's tux-fancy, though.

[rockinthrutime.livejournal.com]

Tuxedos are not good dating outfits unless you are getting married tonight.

[rockinthrutime.livejournal.com]

...you're not getting married tonight, are you?

[Private, mildly hackable]

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

Girl advice?

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

Just stuff her in a Pokeball.

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

What's up?

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

Erika.

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

You two finally hitched up, huh? What happened?

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

Not exactly.

We thought we were dying, so I kissed her. But now we're not dying anymore.